The Gold House · Dept. of Recreation · Chumpington, D.C.
The Gold House
Arcade
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Executive Order No. 004 · Combat Exhibition
Gold House Brawl
A sanctioned street-fighting exhibition on Gold House Boulevard. Take CHUMP through the roster — The Taxman, The Speaker, The Storm, and Sleepy Joe — with supers, subpoenas, lightning, gavels, and airborne ice cream. Best of 3. No refunds.
A/D move · J punch · K kick · L / U supers · touch supported
Enter the Arena
Executive Order No. 003 · Treasury Operation
Operation: Coin Grab
The market cap won't pump itself. Slide CHUMP along the boulevard catching falling $CHUMP coins, build tremendous streaks, and reject every tax document the deep state throws at you. Three audits and you're fired.
Mouse / touch / arrows · catch coins · dodge taxes
Commence OperationFun shall be tremendous — by order of the administration