The Gold House · Dept. of Recreation
Chumpington, D.C.
OPERATION: COIN GRAB
Official Mini-Game of the $CHUMP Administration
I.Take position. Move the mouse, drag a finger, or use arrow keys. The Chump follows — begrudgingly.
II.Secure the coins. Every $CHUMP coin pumps the market cap. Streaks multiply it. Tremendous.
III.Reject all taxes. This is a 0% tax administration. Catch three tax documents and you're fired.
★Executive Order. The gold star wipes every tax off the screen. The best paperwork.
Executive Order No. 003 — Fun shall be tremendous