The Gold House · Chumpington, D.C.
Executive Order No. 001
"Hereby declared the most tremendous digital currency
in the history of the United States of America. Believe me."
Contract Address
CertiK Audit · Pending
Office of the Press Secretary
1 Blockchain Boulevard · Chumpington, D.C.
The administration is pleased to announce that $CHUMP has officially entered the Robinhood Chain as the most big-league, very classy, and frankly incredible digital asset the world has ever seen. Many people are saying this. Smart people. The best people.
$CHUMP features a zero-tax structure, renounced contract, and forever-locked liquidity. We're just here to have a tremendous time and go to the moon. And nobody goes to the moon better than us. "We're going to win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you'll say, 'Please, please, it's too much winning. We can't take it anymore, Mr. President...' And I'll say, 'No it isn't! We have to keep winning, we have to win more!'"
The mascot, a very handsome, very powerful chicken in a suit, represents strength, leadership, and an unwavering commitment to being tremendous at all times. Analysts are calling it the best mascot in crypto history. Possibly the best mascot of all time, actually.
The $CHUMP Administration
Official Coin of the People
Department of the Treasury · Robinhood Chain Division
★Establishing $CHUMP as the Official Digital Currency of the People
ARTICLE I.
TICKER
The official ticker symbol designated for trading on all decentralized exchanges shall henceforth be known as the most tremendous ticker in the history of finance.
$CHUMP
ARTICLE II.
SUPPLY
Total token supply is fixed at one billion. Immutable. Non-negotiable. Set in stone by this administration and nobody is changing it, believe me.
1B
1,000,000,000 tokensARTICLE III.
TAXATION
This administration hereby declares zero buy tax and zero sell tax. We don't believe in taxing the people. Zero. Zip. None. The best tax rate ever recorded.
0% / 0%
Buy & SellARTICLE IV.
LIQUIDITY
Contract renounced. Liquidity locked forever and the key thrown away — nobody can touch it, nobody can pull it, not even us. The most secure liquidity in the history of liquidity.
View LP Lock Transaction ↗
LOCKED
Forever · Renounced · Key Thrown AwayArticle V. Contract Address
The $CHUMP Administration
President
For the Purchase of $CHUMP Tokens · Directive 002
Step 01
Create a Wallet
MetaMask is the authorized and recommended wallet of this administration. Download it from the official source, set it up, and safeguard your seed phrase. Then add the Robinhood Chain network to MetaMask — the official network of the people. Do not lose that seed phrase. We cannot stress this enough.
Step 02
Acquire ETH — Bridge to Robinhood Chain
Procure Ethereum (ETH) through any major exchange — Coinbase, Kraken, or, very fittingly, the Robinhood app. Withdraw it to your MetaMask wallet, then bridge it over to Robinhood Chain. Tremendous gas fees. Practically nothing.
Step 03
Swap for $CHUMP
On Robinhood Chain, open Uniswap and connect your wallet. Paste the official contract address from above. Confirm the transaction. You are now part of the most tremendous community in crypto history.
Communications Directory · $CHUMP Administration